“This Week In Paradise” (June 19)

Yes, another week in “Paradise” – otherwise known as the pastor’s home – has gone by, “like sands in the hourglass”. Several of the stories this week have to do with the seemingly ubiquitous power outages in Southwest Louisiana, as well as other aspects of living in “Paradise.”

I’m “Seeing Someone”

Because of the symptoms I have when I stand up, I generally stay in my recliner most of the day. One of the “treats” I sometimes look forward to is walking out to the mailbox. Wednesday I went out to check the mail – but I had forgotten that Cheryl & Michael had already picked it up when they came back from running some errands. When I returned to the house Cheryl asked: “Where were you?”

Me: “I went to check the mail.”

Cheryl: “I showed you the mail a while ago.” Teasingly she added: “Are you seeing someone out there?”

Me: “Yep. I’m ‘seeing someone’ in the front yard!” 😉

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Much More Than a Thousand Words

“A picture is worth a thousand words”, so I am going to save multiplied thousands of words, and let the pictures do most of the “talking” on this post.  One of FBC Moss Bluff’s VBS workers, Jolynne Dennis, gave Cheryl a whole sack full of “get well” cards that our Bible School kids made for me this week.  This has not been the most exciting week for me ever, seemingly just “spinning my wheels” while waiting to go to Houston to see a specialist, so I can’t tell you how cheering these cards were. Many of them brought a smile to my face, and some literally made me laugh out loud. I thought you might enjoy seeing some of them. Continue reading

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“This Week in Paradise” June 11, 2012

German

Just back from church camp last week, Michael began his summer “school”: Rosetta Stone German, Level 1.  It took just a few minutes to set up, and he was off and running with it. The first day’s lesson was great fun for Michael, as the program showed him pictures and he had to pronounce the words he heard describing those pictures.  When he pronounced it acceptably, it took him to the next picture.  Michael jumped right in and caught on.  Rare was the word he stumbled on; it is a good format for him.

Cheryl, watching, exclaimed: “It’s like a fun video game!”

Michael, between pronunciations: “Only I don’t get to blow stuff up!” Continue reading

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Staying Under the “Big Tent” of Soteriology

While I am not a Calvinist, I have a number of friends and family members who are.  This helps give me what I believe is a balanced perspective regarding the current debate over soteriology in the SBC, which is revolving around the recently released “A Statement of the Traditional Southern Baptist Understanding of the Doctrine of Salvation.” 

 I actually almost signed the statement the first time I read it, but decided against it, for reasons I will delineate below.  I will say that I personally agree with much of it.  And I do believe that it generally reflects the “majority”/”traditional” SBC position – that held by most pastors and most of the laypeople in the Southern Baptist Convention today.  Certainly I know one could define “traditional” as dating back to the Calvinism of Boyce and others in the 1800’s.  But I am defining “traditional” here as what most of us have known for the last couple of generations of SBC life.  I think the Statement fairly accurately represents that view.    

 But, as I said, I did NOT sign the Statement, and I did not do so for a couple of reasons. Continue reading

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Quotes & Illustrations from G. K. Chesterton’s Orthodoxy

Chesterton’s classic book is a gold mine of illustrations and quotes.  Following are some I gleaned from my recent reading, arranged in alphabetical order – with my favorite “Laugh Out Loud” lines from the book at the end!

 Balance

Man must have just enough faith in himself to have adventures, and just enough doubt of himself to enjoy them.

 Change

All conservatism is based upon the idea that if you leave things alone you leave them as they are. But you do not. If you leave a thing alone you leave it to a torrent of change. If you leave a white post alone it will soon be a black post. If you particularly want it to be white you must be always painting it again; that is, you must be always having a revolution. Continue reading

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“This Week in Paradise” June 4, 2012

From vanity, to sarcastic children, the follies of this pastor’s home are exposed to the world in this week’s installment of “Paradise.”   

Reading

Mike Beard, our chairman of the deacons, came over for a few minutes and visited one day last week.  He said, “I guess you’ve gotten a lot of reading done?”

I told him that you’d think so, sitting here in this chair all day, but that because my head gets so woozy, I am actually not able to read much.  “This,” I said, picking a very small book (Dietrich Bonhoeffer’s Life Together, only 122 pages) “is the only book I have finished these four weeks!”

Here is a picture of Bonhoeffer’s little book.  I wish I’d gotten a picture of Mike’s face when I showed it to him! 🙂

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“The Democracy of the Dead” (G.K. Chesterton)

Proverbs 11:14 is noted for its adage: “In abundance of counselors there is victory.”  But there is a source of counsel that many in our proud age, which generally adheres to the credo that “newer is better”, neglect.  Our generation is apt to toss aside tradition in favor of novelty, when actually the opposite is most likely the wisest course.  Some of the best advice available comes not from any of our contemporaries, but from those who have already gone before us.  Blessedly, through sermons, books, and, as G.K. Chesterton points out, tradition, we are able to enter into the accumulated counsel of a score of generations, and thus benefit from a perspective much more balanced, enduring, and less prone to passing modern fancies than our own.  Let’s determine not to foolishly and egotistically despise that wisdom, but share in what Chesterton calls “the democracy of the dead.”  

“Tradition means giving votes to the most obscure of all classes, our ancestors. It is the democracy of the dead. Tradition refuses to submit to the small and arrogant oligarchy of those who merely happen to be walking about. All democrats object to men being disqualified by the accident of birth; tradition objects to their being disqualified by the accident of death. Democracy tells us not to neglect a good man’s opinion, even if he is our groom; tradition asks us not to neglect a good man’s opinion, even if he is our father. I, at any rate, cannot separate the two ideas of democracy and tradition; it seems evident to me that they are the same idea. We will have the dead at our councils. The ancient Greeks voted by stones; these shall vote by tombstones. It is all quite regular and official, for most tombstones, like most ballot papers, are marked with a cross.” (G.K. Chesterton, Orthodoxy)

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Destructive Self-Confidence (G.K. Chesterton story)

“Once I remember walking with a prosperous publisher, who made a remark which I had often heard before; it is, indeed, almost a motto of the modern world. Yet I had heard it once too often, and I saw suddenly that there was nothing in it. The publisher said of somebody, “That man will get on; he believes in himself.” And I remember that as I lifted my head to listen, my eye caught an omnibus on which was written “Hanwell.”  [Hanwell was an insame asylum in Chesterton’s day] I said to him, “Shall I tell you where the men are who believe most in themselves? For I can tell you. I know of men who believe in themselves more colossally than Napoleon or Caesar. I know where flames the fixed star of certainty and success. I can guide you to the thrones of the Super-men. The men who really believe in themselves are all in lunatic asylums.” He said mildly that there were a good many men after all who believed in themselves and who were not in lunatic asylums. “Yes, there are,” I retorted, “and you of all men ought to know them. That drunken poet from whom you would not take a dreary tragedy, he believed in himself. That elderly minister with an epic from whom you were hiding in a back room, he believed in himself. If you consulted your business experience instead of your ugly individualistic philosophy, you would know that believing in himself is one of the commonest signs of a rotter. Actors who can’t act believe in themselves; and debtors who won’t pay. It would be much truer to say that a man will certainly fail, because he believes in himself. Complete self-confidence is not merely a sin; complete self-confidence is a weakness.” (G.K. Chesterton, Orthodoxy, Chapter II, “The Maniac”)

As is so often true, what the world seems to prize so greatly – self-confidence – can actually be a great liability.  Without the tinge of doubt that might lead one more timid to refrain from destructive behavior, or to seek wise counsel and direction, a foolish self-confidence can actually lead one headlong into error and destruction.  That is why Jesus said “Blessed are the poor in spirit” – those who realize they do NOT have the answers, do NOT have the resources, do NOT have that treasured-by-the-world “self-confidence” – because it is THEY who will admit their need and turn to God and find in Him what they could not attain on their own.  Jesus said in that famous opening verse of the Beatitudes that the poor in spirit would be blessed, “for theirs is the Kingdom of Heaven.”  In other words, not only will you find asylums like Hanwell peopled by the self-confident, as Chesterton asserted, but there will also be a whole lot of  very “self-confident” individuals in hell.

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30 Years In Paradise

This is a special edition of “This Week In Paradise”, because it was 30 years ago today that Cheryl & I were married: May 28th, 1982.  Of course, being a pastor and pastor’s wife, we have not had any difficulties at all; it has been smooth sailing; just one, unending “Paradise”! 😉

The King of Paradise

Cheryl had been on “Cloud 9” for weeks since we had begun dating in November of 1979, and had told everyone at her job about this great guy she was now with. They all said they couldn’t wait to meet me at the Christmas party that year, held at the owner’s home. The evening came, and we made our way to the very nice residence. As we approached the home from over a block away, with cars parked all up and down the streets, we could see that the house was lit up for the occasion, and I remarked to Cheryl that it looked like the front door was open. As we walked closer, Cheryl could see that the door was not indeed open, but rather there was a clear glass door that the lights from the home were shining out of. She assumed that I saw that too. She was wrong. I did NOT see it! I walked right up to the door and SMASH – right into it! Blessedly, I did not break it, but the impact knocked me down, and my glasses flew off my face and onto the ground. People inside were, obviously, startled, and were all staring at us as we tried to gather our wits about us.  Utter humiliation now replacing any vestige of pride (or sympathy) Cheryl quickly said, “Let’s get out of here!” Dusting myself off, and picking up my glasses and whatever remained of my dignity, I said, “No, come on, let’s go in.” Thus Cheryl very sheepishly got to introduce her “dream guy” to her work associates. The initial ignominy had just abated, and we were all standing in the buffet line, when someone observed that I had left my nose print on the glass door, which everyone in line could clearly see as they passed! Continue reading

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“This Week in Paradise” 1.4

Following are the latest stories from inside this pastor’s home, from the week of May 20-26 …

Potty Training

Our neighbor across the street is potty training her little boy, and she was having trouble with it, so she posted about it on Facebook, asking her friends for hints.  I laughed when I saw it, because it reminded of a time a couple of years ago, when I said to  Cheryl, “I don’t remember what we did to potty train our kids.”  She said, “There’s a good reason for that — because ‘WE’ didn’t!” Continue reading

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